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11 Duck Jokes That Will Quack You Up

By Robert W. • Mar 21, 2024

Duck, duck, GOOSE! Get ready to quack with these hilarious duck jokes! If you're looking to start a riot at Farmer Brown's... look no further. These 11 Duck Jokes will surely quack up duck and bird enthusiasts alike!

1. Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher? image

Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!

2. What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring? image

Fowl weather!

3. What do ducks have for lunch?

What do ducks have for lunch? image

Soup and quackers!

4. What is a duck's favorite snack?

What is a duck's favorite snack? image

Quacker Jacks.

5. Where do tough ducks come from?

Where do tough ducks come from? image

Hard-boiled eggs.

6. What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What's a duck's favorite TV show? image

The Feather Forecast.

7. What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do you call a crate of ducks? image

A box of quackers.

8. What is a duck's favorite dance?

What is a duck's favorite dance? image

The quackstep.

9. What do ducks get after they eat?

What do ducks get after they eat? image

A bill!

10. What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What game do both humans and birds play in school? image

Duck duck goose!

11. Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Which birds steal soap from the bath? image

Robber ducks.

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