11 Clock Jokes to Make You Laugh Time and Time Again

11 Clock Jokes to Make You Laugh Time and Time Again

By Robert W. • Apr 03, 2024

Tick-tock! Whether you chuckle for a second or giggle for an hour, these 11 Clock Jokes are sure to let the good times roll. So don't waste another minute — the happy times are ticking!

1. What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What's another name for a grandfather clock? image

An old-timer.

2. What time does everyone love to drink?

What time does everyone love to drink? image

At wine o'clock!

3. What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What is time's favorite breed of dog? image

A Clocker Spaniel.

4. Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why did the dog swallow a clock? image

He wanted to be a watchdog.

5. How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work? image

You tell it to clock in.

6. What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media? image

TikTok.

7. What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What do you call a clock on a road trip? image

A time traveler.

8. Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon? image

Because time flies when it's having fun!

9. Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why did the person sit on the clock? image

So they could be ON time.

10. What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock? image

It got ticks.

11. What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What do you call a belt made of clocks? image

A waist of time.

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