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10 Zoo Jokes That Are Keepers

By Robert W. • Feb 21, 2024

Spring is in the air and it's time to escape to the animal kingdom. A trip to the zoo is the perfect fit when you're looking for something to do! Pack up a picnic, grab your friends, and have some wild laughs with these 10 Zoo Jokes.

1. Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo? image

Because the staff was tired of them going bananas.

2. Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo? image

All the phone lions were busy!

3. What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem? image

A giraffe with a sore throat.

4. What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family? image

Pride and Prejudice.

5. Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day? image

So he can hang out with his pride and joy!

6. What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What do lions eat on their cheat day? image

Zebra® Cakes.

7. What does a female lion call her mate?

What does a female lion call her mate? image

Her mane squeeze.

8. What's black and white and red all over?

What's black and white and red all over? image

A zebra with a sunburn.

9. How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks? image

An arm and a leg.

10. What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? image

One of them you see later, and the other one you see in a while!

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