How do birds threaten one another

10 Jokes We Hand-Selected to Make You Giggle

By Melissa M. • Mar 27, 2024

When life has you feeling down in the dumps, a little giggle will do ya good! We picked out a few of our favorite jokes to get you back to chuckling again, because laughter really is the best medicine!

10 Jokes to Brighten Your Day:

1. Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why are farmers so laid-back? image

They dance to the beet of their own drum.

2. What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What do you call a sarcastic duck? image

A wise quacker.

3. What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married? image

Feyoncé.

4. Why are fish such good architects?

Why are fish such good architects? image

Their models are always to scale.

5. What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach? image

A gut-ar.

6. How can you farm during the winter?

How can you farm during the winter? image

Use a snow plow!

7. Why do all the planets get along?

Why do all the planets get along? image

They have a universal understanding.

8. Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars™ joke? image

Never mind. It would be too forced!

9. Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans image

He picked 7 up instead.

10. How do birds threaten one another?

How do birds threaten one another? image

Toucan play that game!

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