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10 Jokes About Writing to Help Writer's Block

By Rosa L. • Feb 21, 2024

Writer's block knocking on your door? Laughter is key to boosting that creativity! Check out these 10 Writer Puns, author jokes, and pencil-pushing giggles that will help you get your words (and laughter) out.

1. Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book? image

He ran out of ink.

2. What did the pen say to the pencil?

What did the pen say to the pencil? image

So, what's your point?

3. Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters? image

Because they have excellent penman-ship.

4. Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation? image

Pencil-vania.

5. What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state? image

Pencil-vania.

6. When should you start writing a book?

When should you start writing a book? image

When you have a novel idea.

7. Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing? image

They do so many legal briefs.

8. What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school? image

Looking sharp!

9. How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke? image

It doesn't have a point.

10. What did the paper say to the pencil?

What did the paper say to the pencil? image

Write on!

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