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10 Jokes About Aging You'll Actually Remember

By Gary P. • Jan 30, 2024

Aging is more fun when there's laughter involved! Science says that laughing helps you live longer... stack on a few extra years with these 10 Jokes About Aging You'll Actually Remember.

1. What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging? image

Do you think I have crow's feet?

2. What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader? image

Old yeller.

3. Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid? image

She doesn't listen.

4. My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60. image

She's 97 now, and we don't know where she is.

5. Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why do grandparents smile all the time? image

They can't hear a word you say!

6. Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why did the heels and the boots get along? image

They were both old soles!

7. What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young? image

I feel like a million bucks!

8. Shoutout to my grandma!

Shoutout to my grandma! image

It's the only way she can hear me!

9. What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common? image

You always have to accept their cookies.

10. Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

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He wanted to rock and roll.

We hope these list of jokes helps you age a bit more gracefully!

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