10 Fry-larious Fast Food Jokes

10 Fry-larious Jokes About Fast-Food Restaurants

By Robert W. • Feb 15, 2024

Are you craving a good laugh? Lettuce brighten your day with 10 Fry-larious Jokes About Fast-Food! This roundup of cheesy jokes about America's favorite foods and restaurants is sure to satisfy your appetite for humor.

1. What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant? image

White Castle®.

2. Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest? image

Sonic®.

3. Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why don't wolves like fast food? image

Because they can't catch it.

4. Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®? image

They gave him a crown!

5. What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What did the frog order at McDonald's? image

French flies and a diet croak.

6. Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®? image

Burger King®.

7. Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why don't the McDonald-s arches like the Arc de Triomphe? image

Because they are arch enemies.

8. Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®? image

Grimace™.

9. What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®? image

Curly fries!

10. How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries? image

Five Guys®.

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