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10 Cool Jokes That Will Break the Ice

By Ashley S. • Jan 30, 2024

Always chilly or fighting off a cold? Cheer up with these 10 Cool Jokes that are sure to crack you up and make you smile. Beat the chill and warm up with some laughter today!

1. Where is the coldest place to work?

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A bar-brr-shop!

2. How do you prevent a summer cold?

How do you prevent a summer cold? image

Catch it in winter!

3. What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside? image

Earmutts.

4. What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What does a spy do when he gets cold? image

He goes undercover!

5. Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

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They're usually 90 degrees.

6. Which former US President was always cold?

Which former US President was always cold? image

Calvin Coolidge.

7. If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold? image

Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.

8. Where do colds go on vacation?

Where do colds go on vacation? image

Germ-any.

9. Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

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You're more likely to get cold feet.

10. What's the coldest vegetable?

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A cucum-brrrr!

Curl up with these jokes and warm up today!

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