11 Cooking Jokes for a Bellyful of Laughs

10 Cooking Jokes for a Bellyful of Laughs

By Marcus T. • Apr 12, 2024

Add a little dash of humor to your day! Whether you're a seasoned chef or simply love to eat, this list of 10 Cooking Jokes is the secret ingredient to improve your day. What are you waiting for? Let's get cookin'!

10 Jokes About Cooking to Spice Up Your Day:

1. What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly? image

A miss-steak.

2. Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Where do cowboys cook their chili? image

On the range.

3. What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook? image

A grill sergeant!

4. What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking? image

Bakin'.

5. Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey? image

There was no thyme!

6. My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest. - image

It literally takes her nana-seconds.

7. What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking? image

Ape-rons!

8. Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Which of the Lost Boys is the best cook? image

Peter Pan™.

9. What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen? image

1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.

10. What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant? image

At an all-you-can-eat restaurant, you decide when you're full.

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